*hits you with car* “sorry”
what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its supernatural powers to prevent any potential relationships I might have because that would explain a lot
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
if you hear American kids saying “I hate metric” we’re don’t mean we hate metric we mean we hate converting our system to metric because it’s messed up and doesn’t make any sense
help us, please. for some fucking reason someone decided there are 2,580 feet in a mile.
there are 5,280 feet in a mile, friend.
IF OUR COUNTRY WAS SANE I WOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM
now that the governments down we can open the portal to Halloweentown back up