partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

fagsindubai:

britney2007spears:

baboushkat:

pizzaforpresident:

fedorapunk:

I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

no… noo………………. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nOoooooo

hmm

oh my

My boyfriend’s cousin just informed me she wants to do pictures for my baby shower invitations tomorrow. Lets talk about all the cute clothes that I have that DON’T fit. 😒

You guys know that post that’s like a rule sign at some girls party? Does anyone have that like favorites or something? I’m throwing a surprise party for a friends 21 & I wanna get ideas from it! Also if you have any ideas on how to make things super bad ass they’d be appreciated too.

thisismyveritas:

I tried watching that Farrah Abraham / Teen Mom sex tape thing just because I had heard everyone on my dash talking about it. I skipped the boring talky talk part and started at the first time she touches a penis. Honestly I couldn’t watch more than 3 minutes of it before I…

asheathes:

When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”

Do you not understand?

There is no “next Harry Potter”

YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED